September 1, 2008: Closed For Labor Day

Thanks for checking the Daily Illuminator, but we're not in right now. Everyone is out of the office, in observance of Labor Day.

Which, perhaps ironically, involves doing less labor than normal. Unless you -- like me -- are at a convention, then "normal" is a laughable fantasy, a story told to children as you tuck them into their cots.

Man, I need to get off the road.